alexbluebonnets:

Holy shit.

alexbluebonnets:

Holy shit.

kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

(Source: kanyewesticle)

ariosis:

frickgerard:

stoolhoutte:

ocelotcommander:

ariosis:

frickgerard:

stoolhoutte:

ocelotcommander:

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Me:
*gets out of bed*
Me:
I regret this decision immediately

name-the-blue-rose:

gethenian:

prokopetz:

Today on Social Anxiety Theatre: mentally rehearsing elaborate justifications for completely innocuous actions just in case some hypothetical interlocutor demands an explanation.

Oh my god OTHER PEOPLE DO THIS TOO???

I had no idea this was so common. Damn.

dutchster:

when you try to flick away a bug but it comes towards you instead

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masturbation-is-illegal:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

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there are two types of people

(Source: dianevalois)

officialdaddyegbert:

davvvd:

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

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I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut

it’s both.

yeatru:

awwww-cute:

A Seeing Eye Dog on his first day

he knows he’s gonna do such a good job

yeatru:

awwww-cute:

A Seeing Eye Dog on his first day

he knows he’s gonna do such a good job